Monday, March 06, 2006

INCHing towards a new-clear order

Dubya's jamboree to the land of elephants and rope tricks may have set a few tails wagging but those hackneyed details are best "left" unchronicled. For somebody who is credited with utterings that may let a thousand marines sail, it would be a travesty to find his way to these innards of inane ramblings. Sample this for starters and it would be just a single course fare that am going to dish out in reverence for the keeper of the free world.
"Terrorists are becoming stronger and resourceful and so are we, they are looking for new ways to inflict agony on our people and our country and so are we."
What garnered more space on our broadsheets and even more bytes in these spaces was the bill of fare laid out on his plate and palate. He sure pardons one turkey on "Thanksgiving" but the credence for him not getting "hen"pecked should go solely to Avian. Its disturbing to think that a call centre job might have exchanged hands during that public show of "affectation" he indulged in. Back stabbing and back slapping remain so congruous a pair of pastimes that making one from the other is better left to a more discerning eye. I managed to spend half a day's salary on a new joint called "INCH" but was as far from famishing as the distance that famous unit of distance suggests. Had trouble figuring out if the key to my suitcase was 119 or 611. Some numbers do make for fascinating tales. Its a prayer that the 14-8 division doesnt have an unforeseen fallout.

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